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Abusive ||Starter Sentences||

  • "I expect you to be home at 7 o'clock sharp, you hear me?"

  • "Where the fuck were you?! You know I'm going to have to punish you now, right?"

  • "Now which spot on your body haven't I bruised yet?"

  • "You've been a VERY naughty boy/girl today.. so you have to be punished. Now do you want the taser first or the hot iron?"

  • "As soon as you get home, you're going to [insert chore(s) here].. or else..."

  • "Nobody loves you besides me, but some days, you piss me off to the point where I consider leaving you."

  • "You did a shitty ass job! Do it again!"

  • "What did I say about staying out late?! Huh?! WHAT DID I SAY?!"

  • "God, I can't fucking LIVE with you anymore! You're a disgrace and, compared to your older/younger brother/sister, you're absolute fucking dirt!"

  • "Jesus, do you even know how to do this?! It's simple, yet you're fucking stupid!"

  • "Every passing moment I'm with you, I regret the day I ever asked you out."

  • "Don't leave, please.. I'm sorry for what I did to you.. I promise I'll never do it again."

  • "It's remarkable how I even put up with you for the past [insert number here] months/years."


“When they made this particular hero, they didn’t give him a gun. They gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an x-wing fighter—they gave him a box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat-ray—they gave him an extra HEART. They gave him two hearts! And that’s an extraordinary thing. There will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.” ― Steven Moffat

“When they made this particular hero, they didn’t give him a gun. They gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an x-wing fighter—they gave him a box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat-ray—they gave him an extra HEART. They gave him two hearts! And that’s an extraordinary thing. There will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.” ― Steven Moffat

When they made this particular hero, they didn’t give him a gun. They gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an x-wing fighter—they gave him a box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat-ray—they gave him an extra HEART. They gave him two hearts! And that’s an extraordinary thing. There will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.”
Steven Moffat

(Source: dadskills)

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

(Source: d-sneyprincess)

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